Oxford University Association Football Club

Sheffield lad Lawrence is an old-fashioned tricky winger who loves to beat his man and whip in crosses. He also loves Armani hats, pink jumpers, Louis Vuitton wallets and designer facial hair. Lawrence is also incredibly devoted to his chosen course, demanding French cuisine at all restaurants he eats at, even high-class curry houses.

Formerly a quiet chap Burnsey is often seen these days giving dance lessons to some of Oxford's premier ladies, cracking onto Eastern European waitresses and posing in some rather dubious shirts when not making sneaky comments to referees and slinking off to leave teammates to face the wrap.

Now regarding himself as a freekick specialist having paid the Nottingham II's keeper to let one in Burns will be hoping to maintain his impressive goal scoring ratio from last year and continue to learn his trade from one time winger boss Phill Heath.

Renowned for half-time Kit Kats Lawrence also wears flip flops in the shower.

His most valuable possession is his forming cream for his hair, which is the first item to be placed in the valuables bag on match day.

Sheffield lad Lawrence is an old-fashioned tricky winger who loves to beat his man and whip in crosses. He also loves Armani hats, pink jumpers, Louis Vuitton wallets and designer facial hair. Lawrence is also incredibly devoted to his chosen course, demanding French cuisine at all restaurants he eats at, even high-class curry houses.

Formerly a quiet chap Burnsey is often seen these days cracking on to some of Oxford's premier ladies and posing in some rather dubious shirts when not making sneaky comments to referees and slinking off to leave teammates to face the wrap.

Now regarding himself as a freekick specialist having paid the Nottingham II's keeper to let one in Burns will be hoping to maintain his impressive goal scoring ratio from last year and continue to learn his trade from one time winger boss Phill Heath.

Renowned for half-time Kit Kats Lawrence also wears flip flops in the shower.

His most valuable possession is his forming cream for his hair, which is the first item to be placed in the valuables bag on match day.

Sheffield lad Lawrence is an old-fashioned tricky winger who loves to beat his man and whip in crosses. He also loves Armani hats, pink jumpers, Louis Vuitton wallets and designer facial hair. Lawrence is also incredibly devoted to his chosen course, demanding French cuisine at all restaurants he eats at, even high-class curry houses.

Formerly a quiet chap Burnsey is often seen these days cracking on to some of Oxford's premier ladies and posing in some rather dubious shirts when not making sneaky comments to referees and slinking off to leave teammates to face the wrap.

Now regarding himself as a freekick specialist having paid the Nottingham II's keeper to let one in Burns will be hoping to maintain his impressive goal scoring ratio from last year and continue to learn his trade from one time winger boss Phill Heath.

Renowned for half-time Kit Kats Lawrence also wears flip flops in the shower.