Oxford University Association Football Club

Winto is an Aussie through and through, as evidenced by the fact that he represents the college or university in no fewer than six sports and is irritatingly good at all of them. Indeed, the Australian influence carries over to his game - Dave claims to model himself on his favourite player, John Aloisi.

Magdalen fans will have been pleased to have seen his proposed move to Corpus fall through over the close season. Nonetheless, Winto has handed in a transfer request this season, looking to try his hand at a bigger club. Despite his assurances that he'll turn out for the club whenever possible, those with Magdalen FC close to their hearts must be hoping that neither Blues nor Centaurs come sniffing.

Entering the twilight of his career, Winterton (36) will be looking to drive Magdalen to promotion this season, which some observers fear may be his last before retirement, brought on by his 'finishing' his 'thesis'.

Away from the football pitch (cricket square, athletics track, river, aussie-rules paddock, ultimate fighting cage etc), Dave is a red-blooded heterosexual, to the constant disappointment of Mervin Kissoon. So much so, that Dave can often be heard rambling on about "getting some poo-na-ni", especially with girls young enough to be his grand-daughters...

He is no fool in this respect and is always working on new approaches, including, "at team dates, I wait until they say, 'oh you must be [insert age inevitably far younger than Winto's]' then just nod and say yes"

Winto's new approach is somewhat disturbing. Posing as a 1970's paedophile, Winto can often be seen "flashing" around the city centre, wearing (only) his long, dark trenchcoat, and preying on the innocence of young Oxford girls. All victims concur that the Australian's last words before his indecent act read: "G'day ya little sheila, have a look at this dingo".

Winto is an Aussie through and through, as evidenced by the fact that he represents the college or university in no fewer than six sports and is irritatingly good at all of them. Indeed, the Australian influence carries over to his game - Dave claims to model himself on his favourite player, John Aloisi.

Magdalen fans will have been pleased to have seen his proposed move to Corpus fall through over the close season. Nonetheless, Winto has handed in a transfer request this season, looking to try his hand at a bigger club. Despite his assurances that he'll turn out for the club whenever possible, those with Magdalen FC close to their hearts must be hoping that neither Blues nor Centaurs come sniffing.

Entering the twilight of his career, Winterton (36) will be looking to drive Magdalen to promotion this season, which some observers fear may be his last before retirement, brought on by his 'finishing' his 'thesis'.

Away from the football pitch (cricket square, athletics track, river, aussie-rules paddock, ultimate fighting cage etc), Dave is a red-blooded heterosexual, to the constant disappointment of Mervin Kissoon. So much so, that Dave can often be heard rambling on about "getting some poo-na-ni", especially with girls young enough to be his grand-daughters...

He is no fool in this respect and is always working on new approaches, including, "at team dates, I wait until they say, 'oh you must be [insert age inevitably far younger than Winto's]' then just nod and say yes"

Winto is an Aussie through and through, as evidenced by the fact that he represents the college or university in no fewer than six sports and is irritatingly good at all of them. Indeed, the Australian influence carries over to his game - Dave claims to model himself on his favourite player, John Aloisi.

Magdalen fans will have been pleased to have seen his proposed move to Corpus fall through over the close season. Nonetheless, Winto has handed in a transfer request this season, looking to try his hand at a bigger club. Despite his assurances that he'll turn out for the club whenever possible, those with Magdalen FC close to their hearts must be hoping that neither Blues nor Centaurs come sniffing.

Entering the twilight of his career, Winterton (36) will be looking to drive Magdalen to promotion this season, which some observers fear may be his last before retirement, brought on by his 'finishing' his 'thesis'.

Away from the football pitch (cricket square, athletics track, river, aussie-rules paddock, ultimate fighting cage etc), Dave is a red-blooded heterosexual, to the constant disappointment of Mervin Kissoon. So much so, that Dave can often be heard rambling on about "getting some poo-na-ni", especially with girls young enough to be his grand-daughters...

Winto is an Aussie through and through, as evidenced by the fact that he represents the college or university in no fewer than six sports and is irritatingly good at all of them. Indeed, the Australian influence carries over to his game - Dave claims to model himself on his favourite player, John Aloisi.

Magdalen fans will have been pleased to have seen his proposed move to Corpus fall through over the close season. Nonetheless, Winto has handed in a transfer request this season, looking to try his hand at a bigger club. Despite his assurances that he'll turn out for the club whenever possible, those with Magdalen FC close to their hearts must be hoping that neither Blues nor Centaurs come sniffing.

Entering the twilight of his career, Winterton (36) will be looking to drive Magdalen to promotion this season, which some observers fear may be his last before retirement, brought on by his 'finishing' his 'thesis'.

Despite his rather optimistic claim to be English, Winto is an Aussie through and through, as evidenced by the fact that he represents the college or university in no fewer than six sports. Indeed, the Australian influence carries over to his game - Dave claims to model himself on his favourite player, John Aloisi.

Magdalen fans will have been pleased to have seen his proposed move to Corpus fall through over the close season. Nonetheless, Winto has handed in a transfer request this season, looking to try his hand at a bigger club. Despite his assurances that he'll turn out for the club whenever possible, those with Magdalen FC close to their hearts must be hoping that neither Blues nor Centaurs come sniffing.

Entering the twilight of his career, Winterton (36) will be looking to drive Magdalen to promotion this season, which some observers fear may be his last before retirement, brought on by his 'finishing' his 'thesis'.