Oxford University Association Football Club

Leon is a very cultural person and would like to think of himself as a layered person. Indeed some of his first words to a female on a crew date were "I have more layers than an onion". Needless to say this tactic proved not to be a winner with the ladies.
Leon is the only Fresher to have started in all of the Blues’ BUSA games this season. He has become somewhat of a cult figure in Oxford, due to his comendable performance on a crew-date in his second week at Oxford, the details of which were only revealed when he sent the following email to the club’s Social Sec:

“Mate im well aware of the standard of univ pussy, but I dont think I can show my face in India Gardens again. I dont know whether you were aware but last wednesday I lost all dignity. I went to the toilet in India Gardens, threw up all over myself and passed out. I woke up at 2am in the dark, covered in my own puke on the floor. The fucking owner had locked up and gone to bed. I was still leathered so I started shouting, he woke up, in his fucking dressing gown, screaming indian at me, and threw me down the stairs. Then I passed out again on the highstreet, threw up again, and got woken up about 6am by a policeman. I've managed to keep this on the downlow toogs, so I trust you'll a) keep it quiet and b) understand my reasons for going to vinnys only tomorrow... haaa

Cheers ace

Leon“

Naturally this email was immediately forwarded to the entire club, putting it in the hands of the Hertford football captain, who then sent it to the entire college, including Leon’s tutor.

Lad

Leon has the most mis-pronounced first name in OUAFC history. Variations include 'Lay-on', as used by elderly vice captain Matthew Rigby, and 'Niko', Coach Martin Keown's preferred pronunciation.

Recent reports suggest that Leon may be ending his football career in a bizarre switch to the food industry. Professional chefs across the country have been astounded by Leon's knowledge of onions, and realising the potential windfall to be gained, Leon is seriously considering a bold switch, following in the footsteps of Gordon Ramsey. Coach Keown has alledged voiced his displeasure - "I plucked this lad from nowhere into our 1st team squad and he's got the cheek to do this. It's f***ing outrageous."

Although Farr has been unable to comment, team-mates reckon it's a distinct possibility the cultured player could soon leave Iffley Road. Star striker de Walden said, "the lad gets a lot of stick in training about his knowledge of onions, and I think it might be getting to him." Only time will tell if Leon's talents extend to the kitchen but in the meanwhile he'll continue to be an integral part of the team.

Leon is a very cultural person and would like to think of himself as a layered person. Indeed some of his first words to a female on a crew date were "I have more layers than an onion". Needless to say this tactic proved not to be a winner with the ladies.
Leon is the only Fresher to have started in all of the Blues’ BUSA games this season. He has become somewhat of a cult figure in Oxford, due to his comendable performance on a crew-date in his second week at Oxford, the details of which were only revealed when he sent the following email to the club’s Social Sec:

“Mate im well aware of the standard of univ pussy, but I dont think I can show my face in India Gardens again. I dont know whether you were aware but last wednesday I lost all dignity. I went to the toilet in India Gardens, threw up all over myself and passed out. I woke up at 2am in the dark, covered in my own puke on the floor. The fucking owner had locked up and gone to bed. I was still leathered so I started shouting, he woke up, in his fucking dressing gown, screaming indian at me, and threw me down the stairs. Then I passed out again on the highstreet, threw up again, and got woken up about 6am by a policeman. I've managed to keep this on the downlow toogs, so I trust you'll a) keep it quiet and b) understand my reasons for going to vinnys only tomorrow... haaa

Cheers ace

Leon“

Naturally this email was immediately forwarded to the entire club, putting it in the hands of the Hertford football captain, who then sent it to the entire college, including Leon’s tutor.

Lad

Leon has the most mis-pronounced first name in OUAFC history, being known as 'Lay-on' by elderly vice captain Matthew Rigby and 'Niko' by Coach Martin Keown.

Recent reports suggest that Leon may be ending his football career in a bizarre switch to the food industry. Professional chefs across the country have been astounded by Leon's knowledge of onions, and realising the potential windfall to be gained, Leon is seriously considering a bold switch, following in the footsteps of Gordon Ramsey. Coach Keown has alledged voiced his displeasure - "I plucked this lad from nowhere into our 1st team squad and he's got the cheek to do this. It's f***ing outrageous."

Although Farr has been unable to comment, team-mates reckon it's a distinct possibility the cultured player could soon leave Iffley Road. Star striker de Walden said, "the lad gets a lot of stick in training about his knowledge of onions, and I think it might be getting to him." Only time will tell if Leon's talents extend to the kitchen but in the meanwhile he'll continue to be an integral part of the team.

Leon is a very cultural person and would like to think of himself as a layered person. Indeed some of his first words to a female on a crew date were "I have more layers than an onion". Needless to say this tactic proved not to be a winner with the ladies.
Leon is the only Fresher to have started in all of the Blues’ BUSA games this season. He has become somewhat of a cult figure in Oxford, due to his comendable performance on a crew-date in his second week at Oxford, the details of which were only revealed when he sent the following email to the club’s Social Sec:

“Mate im well aware of the standard of univ pussy, but I dont think I can show my face in India Gardens again. I dont know whether you were aware but last wednesday I lost all dignity. I went to the toilet in India Gardens, threw up all over myself and passed out. I woke up at 2am in the dark, covered in my own puke on the floor. The fucking owner had locked up and gone to bed. I was still leathered so I started shouting, he woke up, in his fucking dressing gown, screaming indian at me, and threw me down the stairs. Then I passed out again on the highstreet, threw up again, and got woken up about 6am by a policeman. I've managed to keep this on the downlow toogs, so I trust you'll a) keep it quiet and b) understand my reasons for going to vinnys only tomorrow... haaa

Cheers ace

Leon“

Naturally this email was immediately forwarded to the entire club, putting it in the hands of the Hertford football captain, who then sent it to the entire college, including Leon’s tutor.

Lad

Leon has the most mis-pronounced first name in OUAFC history, being known as 'Lay-on' by elderly vice captain Matthew Rigby and 'Niko' by Coach Martin Keown.

Leon is the only Fresher to have started in all of the Blues’ BUSA games this season. He has become somewhat of a cult figure in Oxford, due to his comendable performance on a crew-date in his second week at Oxford, the details of which were only revealed when he sent the following email to the club’s Social Sec:

“Mate im well aware of the standard of univ pussy, but I dont think I can show my face in India Gardens again. I dont know whether you were aware but last wednesday I lost all dignity. I went to the toilet in India Gardens, threw up all over myself and passed out. I woke up at 2am in the dark, covered in my own puke on the floor. The fucking owner had locked up and gone to bed. I was still leathered so I started shouting, he woke up, in his fucking dressing gown, screaming indian at me, and threw me down the stairs. Then I passed out again on the highstreet, threw up again, and got woken up about 6am by a policeman. I've managed to keep this on the downlow toogs, so I trust you'll a) keep it quiet and b) understand my reasons for going to vinnys only tomorrow... haaa

Cheers ace

Leon“

Naturally this email was immediately forwarded to the entire club, putting it in the hands of the Hertford football captain, who then sent it to the entire college, including Leon’s tutor.

Lad

Leon has the most mis-pronounced first name in OUAFC history, being known as 'Lay-on' by elderly vice captain Matthew Rigby and 'Niko' by Coach Martin Keown.

Leon is the only Fresher to have started in all of the Blues’ BUSA games this season. He has become somewhat of a cult figure in Oxford, due to his comendable performance on a crew-date in his second week at Oxford, the details of which were only revealed when he sent the following email to the club’s Social Sec:

“Mate im well aware of the standard of univ pussy, but I dont think I can show my face in India Gardens again. I dont know whether you were aware but last wednesday I lost all dignity. I went to the toilet in India Gardens, threw up all over myself and passed out. I woke up at 2am in the dark, covered in my own puke on the floor. The fucking owner had locked up and gone to bed. I was still leathered so I started shouting, he woke up, in his fucking dressing gown, screaming indian at me, and threw me down the stairs. Then I passed out again on the highstreet, threw up again, and got woken up about 6am by a policeman. I've managed to keep this on the downlow toogs, so I trust you'll a) keep it quiet and b) understand my reasons for going to vinnys only tomorrow... haaa

Cheers ace

Leon“

Naturally this email was immediately forwarded to the entire club, putting it in the hands of the Hertford football captain, who then sent it to the entire college, including Leon’s tutor.

Lad

Leon is the only Fresher to have started in all of the Blues’ BUSA games this season. He has become somewhat of a cult figure in Oxford, due to his comendable performance on a crew-date, the details of which were only revealed when he sent the following email to the club’s Social Sec:

“Mate im well aware of the standard of univ pussy, but I dont think I can show my face in India Gardens again. I dont know whether you were aware but last wednesday I lost all dignity. I went to the toilet in India Gardens, threw up all over myself and passed out. I woke up at 2am in the dark, covered in my own puke on the floor. The fucking owner had locked up and gone to bed. I was still leathered so I started shouting, he woke up, in his fucking dressing gown, screaming indian at me, and threw me down the stairs. Then I passed out again on the highstreet, threw up again, and got woken up about 6am by a policeman. I've managed to keep this on the downlow toogs, so I trust you'll a) keep it quiet and b) understand my reasons for going to vinnys only tomorrow... haaa

Cheers ace

Leon“

Naturally this email was immediately forwarded to the entire club, putting it in the hands of the Hertford football captain, who then sent it to the entire college, including Leon’s tutor.

Lad

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