Oxford University Association Football Club

Paul is from Bolton and thus enjoys ferret-keeping and whippet-racing. More usefully for the Blues he is also a classy centre-back and inspirational captain. Rainford shuns the traditional hard-man image of northern defenders, and has taken to reading poetry to the team before matches. He once went so far as to ask coach Martin Keown to read a poem out after a match. Doctors said he was lucky to walk again. Raino’s requests to the Social Sec have included organising a battlefield re-enactment, walks in the countryside, and presentation evenings to encourage team bonding. Unfortunately for the Captain, the Social Sec is also the Fines Master.

An annoying habit of singing awful songs on match days, such as ‘My Heart Will Go On’ by Celine Dion, is apparently wearing the patience of teammates.

Like all northern meterosexuals Paul has a three-step Clinique skin care regime and is rarely blamed for his unfortunate association with Teddy Hall. Rainford once refused to come on as a substitute in a Blues match because it was too cold. He also reguarly dribbles into mannequins on the training ground before claiming it was a bobble - sure it was mate.

Rainford's unique claim to fame is in fact a world record. In an astonishing minute at the end of a Busa game against the University of Bedfordshire, Rainford was heard to shout 237 words, a feat which has secured him a place in the 2008 Guiness World Record Books. Onlookers said it was a slightly needless task considering the scoreline was 3-0 and the ball was off the pitch for the entire minute but nevertheless congratulations to Mr.Rainford.

Paul has one child, a son called Sidwell.

Paul is a member of Teddy Hall. Paul is currently the most hated man in Teddy Hall.

Paul is from Bolton and thus enjoys ferret-keeping and whippet-racing. More usefully for the Blues he is also a classy centre-back and inspirational captain. Rainford shuns the traditional hard-man image of northern defenders, and has taken to reading poetry to the team before matches. He once went so far as to ask coach Martin Keown to read a poem out after a match. Doctors said he was lucky to walk again. Raino’s requests to the Social Sec have included organising a battlefield re-enactment, walks in the countryside, and presentation evenings to encourage team bonding. Unfortunately for the Captain, the Social Sec is also the Fines Master.

An annoying habit of singing awful songs on match days, such as ‘My Heart Will Go On’ by Celine Dion, is apparently wearing the patience of teammates.

Like all northern meterosexuals Paul has a three-step Clinique skin care regime and is rarely blamed for his unfortunate association with Teddy Hall. Rainford once refused to come on as a substitute in a Blues match because it was too cold. He also reguarly dribbles into mannequins on the training ground before claiming it was a bobble - sure it was mate.

Rainford's unique claim to fame is in fact a world record. In an astonishing minute at the end of a Busa game against the University of Bedfordshire, Rainford was heard to shout 237 words, a feat which has secured him a place in the 2008 Guiness World Record Books. Onlookers said it was a slightly needless task considering the scoreline was 3-0 and the ball was off the pitch for the entire minute but nevertheless congratulations to Mr.Rainford.

Paul has one child, a son called Sidwell.

Paul is from Bolton and thus enjoys ferret-keeping and whippet-racing. More usefully for the Blues he is also a classy centre-back and inspirational captain. Rainford shuns the traditional hard-man image of northern defenders, and has taken to reading poetry to the team before matches. He once went so far as to ask coach Martin Keown to read a poem out after a match. Doctors said he was lucky to walk again. Raino’s requests to the Social Sec have included organising a battlefield re-enactment, walks in the countryside, and presentation evenings to encourage team bonding. Unfortunately for the Captain, the Social Sec is also the Fines Master.

An annoying habit of singing awful songs on match days, such as ‘My Heart Will Go On’ by Celine Dion, is apparently wearing the patience of teammates. They are grateful, however, that they are not treated to snippets of his pre-match 'warm-up'. This is instead saved for Paul's girlfriend's housemates, who have to listen to the pair 'giggling' throughout the day before games.

Like all northern meterosexuals Paul has a three-step Clinique skin care regime and is rarely blamed for his unfortunate association with Teddy Hall. Rainford once refused to come on as a substitute in a Blues match because it was too cold. He also reguarly dribbles into mannequins on the training ground before claiming it was a bobble - sure it was mate.

Rainford's unique claim to fame is in fact a world record. In an astonishing minute at the end of a Busa game against the University of Bedfordshire, Rainford was heard to shout 237 words, a feat which has secured him a place in the 2008 Guiness World Record Books. Onlookers said it was a slightly needless task considering the scoreline was 3-0 and the ball was off the pitch for the entire minute but nevertheless congratulations to Mr.Rainford.

Paul has one child, a son called Sidwell.

Paul is from Bolton and thus enjoys ferret-keeping and whippet-racing. More usefully for the Blues he is also a classy centre-back and inspirational captain. Rainford shuns the traditional hard-man image of northern defenders, and has taken to reading poetry to the team before matches. He once went so far as to ask coach Martin Keown to read a poem out after a match. Doctors said he was lucky to walk again. Raino’s requests to the Social Sec have included organising a battlefield re-enactment, walks in the countryside, and presentation evenings to encourage team bonding. Unfortunately for the Captain, the Social Sec is also the Fines Master.

An annoying habit of singing awful songs on match days, such as ‘My Heart Will Go On’ by Celine Dion, is apparently wearing the patience of teammates. They are grateful, however, that they are not treated to snippets of his pre-match 'warm-up'. This is instead saved for Paul's girlfriend's housemates, who have to listen to the pair 'giggling' throughout the day before games.

Like all northern meterosexuals Paul has a three-step Clinique skin care regime and is rarely blamed for his unfortunate association with Teddy Hall. Rainford once refused to come on as a substitute in a Blues match because it was too cold. He also reguarly dribbles into mannequins on the training ground before claiming it was a bobble - sure it was mate.

Rainford's unique claim to fame is in fact a world record. In an astonishing minute at the end of a Busa game against the University of Bedfordshire, Rainford was heard to shout 237 words, a feat which has secured him a place in the 2008 Guiness World Record Books. Onlookers said it was a slightly needless task considering the scoreline was 3-0 and the ball was off the pitch for the entire minute but nevertheless congratulations to Mr.Rainford.

Paul is from Bolton and thus enjoys ferret-keeping and whippet-racing. More usefully for the Blues he is also a classy centre-back and inspirational captain. Rainford shuns the traditional hard-man image of northern defenders, and has taken to reading poetry to the team before matches. He once went so far as to ask coach Martin Keown to read a poem out after a match. Doctors said he was lucky to walk again. Raino’s requests to the Social Sec have included organising a battlefield re-enactment, walks in the countryside, and presentation evenings to encourage team bonding. Unfortunately for the Captain, the Social Sec is also the Fines Master.

An annoying habit of singing awful songs on match days, such as ‘My Heart Will Go On’ by Celine Dion, is apparently wearing the patience of teammates. They are grateful, however, that they are not treated to snippets of his pre-match 'warm-up'. This is instead saved for Paul's girlfriend's housemates, who have to listen to the pair 'giggling' throughout the day before games.

Like all northern meterosexuals Paul has a three-step Clinique skin care regime and is rarely blamed for his unfortunate association with Teddy Hall. Rainford once refused to come on as a substitute in a Blues match because it was too cold.

Paul is from Bolton and thus enjoys ferret-keeping and whippet-racing. More usefully for the team he is also a classy centre back who barely put a foot wrong in his first season and evenfound time to help Teddy Hall to an extra-time Cuppers final victory, even if his own mother didn't realise he was playing for the first twenty minutes.

A penchant for scissor kicks and flicks rarely detracts from Rainford's solid defending but they are occassionally deemed finable offences by the powers that be. Looking somewhat lost at training without long-term ball pinging boyfriend Matthew Rigby, Rainford has taken to inflicting injuries on his own feet in order to gain attention from the blues captain. An annoying habit of singing the same silly song in the changing rooms after matches is apparently wearing the patience of defensive partner on tightness Jack Hazzard.

Unbeknownst to most of his team-mates, Paul knows the words to an extraordinary number of songs by his favourite boyband, Five, and enjoys letting his housemates know about it by tunelessly singing along to them at full volume whenever he is at home. Paul's housemates are grateful however, that they are not treated to snippets of his pre-match 'warm-up'. This is instead saved for Paul's girlfriend's housemates, who have to listen to the pair 'giggling' throughout the day before games.

Like all northern meterosexuals Paul has a three-step Clinique skin care regime and is rarely blamed for his unfortunate association with Teddy Hall.

Rainford once refused to come on as a substitute in a Blues match because it was too cold.

Paul is from Bolton and thus enjoys ferret-keeping and whippet-racing. More usefully for the team he is also a classy centre back who barely put a foot wrong in his first season and evenfound time to help Teddy Hall to an extra-time Cuppers final victory, even if his own mother didn't realise he was playing for the first twenty minutes.

A penchant for scissor kicks and flicks rarely detracts from Rainford's solid defending but they are occassionally deemed finable offences by the powers that be. Looking somewhat lost at training without long-term ball pinging boyfriend Matthew Rigby, Rainford has taken to inflicting injuries on his own feet in order to gain attention from the blues captain. An annoying habit of singing the same silly song in the changing rooms after matches is apparently wearing the patience of defensive partner on tightness Jack Hazzard.

Unbeknownst to most of his team-mates, Paul knows the words to an extraordinary number of songs by his favourite boyband, Five, and enjoys letting his housemates know about it by tunelessly singing along to them at full volume whenever he is at home. Paul's housemates are grateful however, that they are not treated to snippets of his pre-match 'warm-up'. This is instead saved for Paul's girlfriend's housemates, who have to listen to the pair 'giggling' throughout the day before games.

Like all northern meterosexuals Paul has a three-step Clinique skin care regime and is rarely blamed for his unfortunate association with Teddy Hall.

Paul is from Bolton and thus enjoys ferret-keeping and whippet-racing. More usefully for the team he is also a classy centre back who barely put a foot wrong in his first season and evenfound time to help Teddy Hall to an extra-time Cuppers final victory, even if his own mother didn't realise he was playing for the first twenty minutes.

A penchant for scissor kicks and flicks rarely detract from Rainford's solid defending but are occassionally deemed finable offences by the powers that be. Looking somewhat lost at training without long-term ball pinging boyfriend Matthew Rigby, Rainford has taken to inflicting injuries on his own feet in order to gain attention from Blues skipper Owen Price. An annoying habit of singing the same silly song in the changing rooms after matches is apparently wearing the patience of defensive partner on tightness Jack Hazzard.

Unbeknownst to most of his team-mates, Paul knows the words to an extraordinary number of songs by his favourite boyband, Five, and enjoys letting his housemates know about it by tunelessly singing along to them at full volume whenever he is at home.

Paul's housemates are grateful however, that they are not treated to snippets of his pre-match 'warm-up'. This is instead saved for Paul's girlfriend's housemates, who have to listen to the pair 'giggling' throughout the day preceeding games.

Like all northern meterosexuals Paul has a three-step Clinique skin care regime and is rarely blamed for his unfortunate association with Teddy Hall.

Paul is from Bolton and thus enjoys ferret-keeping and whippet-racing. More usefully for the team he is also a classy centre back who barely put a foot wrong in his first season and evenfound time to help Teddy Hall to an extra-time Cuppers final victory, even if his own mother didn't realise he was playing for the first twenty minutes.

A penchant for scissor kicks and flicks rarely detract from Rainford's solid defending but are occassionally deemed finable offences by the powers that be. Looking somewhat lost at training without long-term ball pinging boyfriend Matthew Rigby, Rainford has taken to inflicting injuries on his own feet in order to gain attention from Blues skipper Owen Price. An annoying habit of singing the same silly song in the changing rooms after matches is apparently wearing the patience of defensive partner on tightness Jack Hazzard.

Unbeknownst to most of his team-mates, Paul knows the words to an extraordinary number of songs by his favourite boyband, Five, and enjoys letting his housemates know about it by tunelessly singing along to them at full volume whenever he is at home.

Paul's housemates are grateful however, that they are not treated to snippets of his pre-match 'warm-up'. This is instead saved for Paul's girlfriend's housemates, who have to listen to the pairs' 'giggling' throughout the day preceeding games.

Like all northern meterosexuals Paul has a three-step Clinique skin care regime and is rarely blamed for his unfortunate association with Teddy Hall.

Paul is from Bolton and thus he enjoys ferret-keeping and whippet-racing. More usefully for the team he is also a classy centre back who barely put a foot wrong in his first season and evenfound time to help Teddy Hall to an extra-time Cuppers final victory, even if his own mother didn't realise he was playing for the first twenty minutes.

A penchant for scissor kicks and flicks rarely detract from Rainford's solid defending but are occassionally deemed finable offences by the powers that be. Looking somewhat lost at training without long-term ball pinging boyfriend Matthew Rigby, Rainford has taken to inflicting injuries on his own feet in order to gain attention from Blues skipper Owen Price. An annoying habit of singing the same silly song in the changing rooms after matches is apparently wearing the patience of defensive partner on tightness Jack Hazzard.

Unbeknownst to most of his team-mates, Paul knows the words to an extraordinary number of songs by his favourite boyband, Five, and enjoys letting his housemates know about it by tunelessly singing along to them at full volume whenever he is at home.

Like all northern meterosexuals Paul has a three-step Clinique skin care regime and is rarely blamed for his unfortunate association with Teddy Hall.