Toby Warren
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | St Hugh's |
| Club | St Hugh's |
| Teams | St Hugh's 1st, St Hugh's 2nd, St Hugh's 3rd |
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 24 (2) | 2159 | 00 | 1 (0) | |
| This season | 11 (2) | 1031 | 00 | 0 (0) | |
| Career | 35 (4) | 3190 | 00 | 1 (0) |
Biography
Well known for his displays at football currys, which he often swims home from in a river of his own vomit. Toby enjoys using the smell of the gisp of the shorts as an aphrodisiac during his post-match wank.
Nicknames: Alexi Lalas, Jafro